No need to waste all this heat for nothing.

I simply cannot stand in the rain. I always take an umbrella wherever I go, whatever the circumstances. No exceptions.

We got this built for a fraction of the cost. Hope it still stands within a month.

Seems like that tree doesn't like to get electrocuted.

A hand job is better than nothing. And we have those rugged gloves that will make it even more interesting.

Today I learned that hot boxing a mid sized sedan is a proper way to clarify what a smell smells like.

Valentines is approaching so you better prepare your thoughtful gift for your significant other.

So let's not be too judgemental on this one, she's only taking a glass per day. There's no harm in that.

What a great idea for next Christmas. If you really hate someone, this is the perfect gift!

Well, that's a really beautifully written apology. Surely it must have taken at least half an hour to draw. Oh...