You want to walk across the street? Then you need to push some butt first!

What do you do when it's too cold to serve any juicy steaks? You use your skills for other efforts!

Looks like we now have action figures for old people, with old people.

This practice will definitely get a lot of clicks and traffic on the web. Nailed the headline!

I understand the bacon part, but the #whoremembers one? Is that a question or just some shady members?

The place where misbehaving children go to play. By force!

Yup, we finally found the true florist who took his chance.

Do you know what it looks like when you don't cover your nose properly?

If you really need to know why I'm taking a full 10 minute break then this is it. Now if you don't see me getting back just grab a toilet paper and come help me out.

Make sure that you aren't wearing any mask while swimming. We promise covid will leave you alone while you make your laps.