First thing I can think about is how will that feel like when the wind blows outside. Secondly, what is going on with her left hand???

This newspaper has reached new depths of journalism. This should also be labeled as breaking news.

I hope that there is nobody inside it. Otherwise hope they have a shower nearby and spare clothes.

Wanted a sports car but all you got was this truck? I'm sure you can do some tuning and get what you want!

She stood there for half an hour and admired that exact painting. She surely appreciates fine art.

Yes, clearly that will hold off everyone that used to take that path.

Oh look, our cat is an asshole. And he also likes stretching all over our new sidewalk.

Today I got beaten up by the police pretty badly, but at least they were having a good time so I'm happy for them.

And also looks like he goes out with girls that are a little on the modest side of proper spelling.

It's either duct tape or bolts. What would you rather rely on?