Valentines is approaching so you better prepare your thoughtful gift for your significant other.

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Now you can get even a broken heart cookie. For your forever alone time.

You start off with a heart and a diamond but end up with a club and spade.

That mini heart attack moment when you're in bed almost falling asleep and you feel like falling.

I love you with all my boobs, because they are enormous.

Yeah, that should be close enough. It's the thought that matters, not the end result.

It takes a geek to write this and another geek to understand it's real meaning.

What are you doing running around pretending you are me? You look nothing like me!

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