She stood there for half an hour and admired that exact painting. She surely appreciates fine art.

Oh, just look at all these beautiful paintings. I should really stick around and look at them for at least half an hour.

This object was so terrifying that we needed to remove it in order to keep small children happy.

Finally I got to this famous museum where they insist there is a painting of myself.

And this proves that humans and dinosaurs used to live together.

So you think that Ozzy is vulgar? Check out about Andrew Jackson and think again.