Oh look, our cat is an asshole. And he also likes stretching all over our new sidewalk.

Let’s take a look and analyze these markings. Yes, clearly assholes have been here.

What happens when an asshole meets another asshole? The game is on!

He's got a truck so why not occupy all four spaces?

There, we made your custom parking spot.

Have a few friends under the waterfall? Why not take a piss right there?