Hold on, sweety. Mommy has to take a Facebook profile picture.

Unattended hipsters will be escorted outside the premises. Please look after your hipster if you wish to bring him here.

This will certainly end bad sooner or later.

Keep turning your phone off then back on. That usually does the trick.

The forever alone kid was spotted today at the playground.

I wonder if he even bothered to change the license plate on the old door.

If you jog, jog faster. The tiger is on the loose.

Not really what Bruce Wayne would drive but it goes from A to B.

You know that terrorists are waiting for their virgins, right?

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