I'm about to become a famous artist. I can feel it even now.

I'm interested in buying your dong and also taking it for a test drive.

I'm guessing this girl really understands the different levels of exposure.

It did not fit inside, so we simply cut a hole in the door. No biggy.

If you marry me you will also get this delicious mild sauce.

I keep telling this joke but nobody seems to get it.

You need both hands for this operation and we have just the mug you want.

You pay a couple of bucks for a room, this is what you get. Just don't get up in the morning too fast.

Imagine that the sign was placed there because someone had tried it before.

Ever seen a picture of Dubai just a couple of years ago? It's like skyscrapers appear from nowhere in the desert.