Someone forgot to tell him that they recently poured concrete across the sidewalk.

Wonder how it looks like when it grows towards a full moon.

I wonder how you manage to turn around in that tiny bathroom.

We need faster horses, so I guess gas should do the trick?

That drink is probably cold enough by now.

The solution for drawing attention to a stop sign is adding more signs that force you to read more and keep you distracted from the road. Definitely a great choice!

A man's best friend is someone who helps out with the car maintenance from time to time. And barks.

It's 50% off for a reason. Enjoy your bread though!

Nobody ever used this emergency exit so we can just run this pipe across and disable the door completely.

That's not what the cup holder was supposed to hold.