When even the morning coffee wants you dead.

This person is definitely a monster. How can you leave that tasty crust behind?

So how was I supposed to lock the door without a chain and lock?

I ain't got the biggest one, but at least I have big dreams.

Looks like this microwave is done for. But how am I going to get my meal out?

Natural solutions are the best. But looks like the chair in the back could use at least a twig.

This isn't an exit or is it?

Welcome to our re-tail store. Your dog is gonna love it!

I'm sure there's an explanation behind this picture, but I'd find it pretty hard to think someone would convince me to wear a pig tail and pose as a piglet here.

Someone forgot to tell him that they recently poured concrete across the sidewalk.