Hopefully that red is simply nail polish and not really blood. But as sharp as these look like, it might as well be soon.

What will it be, exercise or whiskey?

Also, make sure they are driving and don't have a phone they can check.

Looks great if wearing a beanie. Or if seen from the front. Otherwise, not so much.

Stop opening our packages from the bottom side.

Is it true that nobody would steal flour? Why not?

Back on 1832 this was the place where nothing happened. Remember that.

Has anyone seen our cat? I keep searching for him for a couple of hours, can't see him anywhere.

Guess what my house stands on. At least the cement has hopefully hardened, inside the bag.

Whoever wrote this, I need to have what they had.