I must go now, but I need to tell my WiFi that I love her so much.

Finally I will convince this other person from the interwebs that their opinion is wrong and I hold the ultimate truth.

Seriously, the guy running this equipment is either an idiot or he wants to prevent anybody from firing him.

It sounds kind of creepy but it's true. That's what women do on Pinterest.

It's really true... That's totally me when surfing on Facebook, hahahah.

World War 3? End of the World? Oh, okay, wait a second, I need to update my Facebook profile.

If you are in the surveillance van, at least have the brains to give your wireless network a different name.