Just taking my sheep out for a ride, that's all.

Yes, those Americans have everything figured out. Except keeping any kind of logic in measurements.

I'm just moving out and need this ladder. How else am I going to take it there?

You have been noticing too much. You will be reported to the authorities.

We are sick of your trash laying in the stairway. Either take it to the bin or collect your teeth from the floor.

Ever since we installed this in the men's restrooms it seems they are constantly drinking water and going to the bathroom.

Guess somebody is about to have a bad hair day tonight.

Just take one of this grenades to school and enjoy your 2 weeks off. Depending on your school you may also meet some nice police officers.

Now what are you going to do? Got no air?

It seems that saying this doesn't help very much.