We are sick of your trash laying in the stairway. Either take it to the bin or collect your teeth from the floor.

Ever since we installed this in the men's restrooms it seems they are constantly drinking water and going to the bathroom.

Guess somebody is about to have a bad hair day tonight.

Just take one of this grenades to school and enjoy your 2 weeks off. Depending on your school you may also meet some nice police officers.

Now what are you going to do? Got no air?

It seems that saying this doesn't help very much.

If God says it's in, then it's in. Can't argue with that.

Oh dammit, I hit another one of those humans running on the streets. Finally the tables have turned.

Don't go losing your temper at the bowling alley.

Suffice to say, Jesus was not welcome at the bar since his little wine trick.