Ever since she got pregnant, there are this weird food requests coming up a 3 am in the morning.

You might have mistakenly taken your daughter's jeans.

Looks like this guy used the whole marker on his buddy.

And also keep in mind that cats need constant water so be sure to gently sprinkle some every time they seem to fall asleep.

Great advertising of their pastas.

You know you are too thin when your girlfriend fits in your pants too.

Relax guys, I've been doing this for years.

Know your priorities. Don't cheat on your workout, cheat on your woman. She can take it.

I was just asleep and heard a loud bang and when I got here I found this mess, said the dog.

I'm pretty sure that using any musical instrument while driving is against the law. But hey,if he's practicing, why not?