And that was the last time grandma ever took the kids on vacation.

It's the best family time you can think of. We got liquor, we got fireworks. Billy is also bringing some guns for your kids to play with.

So where to begin? A denim purse? A shoe as a purse? A denim shoe?

This stuff always happens when I get a new game.

We found Excalibur down the street. Let's see who shall be the next king.

Apparently someone never got to read that instruction. Remember that not reading the manual ends up with having weird results.

This is why you should always have a backup umbrella if your own gets broken. Otherwise you just end up borrowing one from your daughter.

This offer is so good that I cannot believe it. I am going to get another car for free!

Please see attached photo. Notice that that extremely sexy man (me) is not included.

No way, I'm not having my teeth fixed ever.