Why would you need WiFi here? Just talk to each other.

I have the worst life ever. This house is too big.

All I ever wanted was a minion cake. This is all I could do.

Have you ever played this game on hard mode? It's quite challenging.

Please be cautious. This is a disco floor and people may start break dancing suddenly.

I believe you are missing some pedals and a wheel.

Now that you have that song playing in your brain, you are in the correct mood for our store.

I think we have a serious problem on our hands. It's nearly impossible to get past these gates.

Don't even think about going to bed alone without a sexy girl like me.

Millions of gallons of alcohol are wasted each and every year. Don't be a part of the problem. Be the solution and finish your beer before leaving.