I don't want to brag, but I kind of own a Mercedes. Yeah, it takes me places, in style.

Slip and slide was supposed to be fun! Now I'll just face plant myself.

Vodka is never as classy as the TV commercials portray it.

If you ever been in high school you will know that the first image is something that you never ever come across.

The reality of women playing a game of football is quite different than what you would expect.

All I ever wanted was a minion cake. This is all I could do.

Hey little Billy, we are going to get you a transformer for your birthday. What do you think about that?

Back then, it was cool. Walkman, oh... nostalgic. But still awesome nowadays too.

Waking up in the morning in reality is so different from waking up in the morning in movies.

I'm just selective with the reality that I already know.