There are a lot of thieves around here so you better place all your valuables under your watch.

We have a very fierce turtle that will attack you. Just in a slow way.

I knew that drinking is helpful to my brain.

This kid has a bright future ahead of him. Just keep those family values in focus.

Don't forget to close this gate. Otherwise anybody can get in easily.

No real geek would ever dare to park in this spot.

I must get me and my boys a bunch of shirts like these.

On second thought, making kids is fun so just step on the gas.

Didn't those guys notice there's something missing?

You want to talk to me? Time is money so if you ain't payin' I ain't sayin'.