I believe you are missing some pedals and a wheel.

Now that you have that song playing in your brain, you are in the correct mood for our store.

I think we have a serious problem on our hands. It's nearly impossible to get past these gates.

Don't even think about going to bed alone without a sexy girl like me.

Millions of gallons of alcohol are wasted each and every year. Don't be a part of the problem. Be the solution and finish your beer before leaving.

This ain't Peter's. Then who owns it?

At least the bun is an XXL one.

I so need those to help me get into the correct posture at work.

You get a free wife to keep nagging you all day long. Just grab a room at our hotel and we'll be happy to provide you with one.

Crossroad's drunk again.