This ain't Peter's. Then who owns it?

At least the bun is an XXL one.

I so need those to help me get into the correct posture at work.

You get a free wife to keep nagging you all day long. Just grab a room at our hotel and we'll be happy to provide you with one.

Crossroad's drunk again.

Just in case the mailman is drunk again, we've made sure he'll see our house number.

Ever wondered how would you be able to download any other browser if you didn't get Internet Explorer preinstalled?

Just place your finger right here and push. We'll hear ya immediately.

Please stop kicking this door. Use your hands!

That sure looks like it's fixed now.