This is such a deal at half price. Hope their floor was clean though.

You must admire the quality of how they laid the carpet across all edges. Clearly a professional was here... after a drunk architect.

The bottom of this pool might be a bit wet, like 10 feet wet.

Those water molecules are all over the place so watch your step because it may get slippery.

Please be cautious. This is a disco floor and people may start break dancing suddenly.

If it wasn't obvious we will spell it out for you. Guess that many people were completely lost before these floors were mapped to the button numbers.

If you fall, I will be there! - Floor. Wise words my friend, wise words!

The older phones were really bricks. The new phones are... I really don't know. But, the advantage is that the floor is safe nowadays, or not?

So shouldn't the pool floor be a little wet anyway?

You do like what you see. Come on over.