You have to appreciate the care and attention that was put here. Only an experienced constructor could place the sidewalk so nicely around the manhole.

Oh,you modified an old gangster car and fitted a 500hp engine? That sounds extremely safe and we'll let you drive it as long as you like. Just don't bring any of that fancy last generation sports car. Those weird engineers have no idea what's going on so it could be extremely dangerous on the streets.

Why should you put wheels on this bag anyway? If it's snowing you got to take the mini skis.

Guess the average Twitter user is dumb as a brick these days.

Just hold on a bit. Let me turn the brightness on the TV to the max and we'll be there in no time. Just one week and they're ready.

Good luck trying to cram your brand new SUV in this parking spot.

Now who placed their house in the middle of my walkway?

Good thing you are not a dog, dad. Otherwise you would be a dead dog. Just saying. Happy birthday by the way.

And I love my virginity too. It's one of my prized possessions.

Sadly, most women think exactly like this.