Just hold on a bit. Let me turn the brightness on the TV to the max and we'll be there in no time. Just one week and they're ready.

Good luck trying to cram your brand new SUV in this parking spot.

Now who placed their house in the middle of my walkway?

Good thing you are not a dog, dad. Otherwise you would be a dead dog. Just saying. Happy birthday by the way.

And I love my virginity too. It's one of my prized possessions.

Sadly, most women think exactly like this.

Another drunk was responsible for painting the road markings here. I wonder if I'll get a ticket for making a U turn.

Somehow I don't believe they thought this through when they started working on those short poles.

Build the house on top of a hill they said. It will prevent flooding they said. I hope they'll be able to park in the garage when they come visit me next time.

Next time I'm asking a girl for naked pictures of her I'll be sure to be extremely specific.