Good luck trying to cram your brand new SUV in this parking spot.

Now who placed their house in the middle of my walkway?

Good thing you are not a dog, dad. Otherwise you would be a dead dog. Just saying. Happy birthday by the way.

And I love my virginity too. It's one of my prized possessions.

Sadly, most women think exactly like this.

Another drunk was responsible for painting the road markings here. I wonder if I'll get a ticket for making a U turn.

Somehow I don't believe they thought this through when they started working on those short poles.

Build the house on top of a hill they said. It will prevent flooding they said. I hope they'll be able to park in the garage when they come visit me next time.

Next time I'm asking a girl for naked pictures of her I'll be sure to be extremely specific.

Looks like bringing 2 photos on a CD can be taken literally. Better be more precise next time.