Better leave the whole sentence next time, doctor. I don't want to get restrained every time I get myself a cup of water.

If you thought talking with a tablet on your face made you look dumb, you ain't seen nothing yet. Now you can hold your hand and mimic the call, while having a call. Genius!

At least he is exercising. And also leaving a trail throughout his entire lawn.

It's important to always support the grey bar and make him finish first. Or else... buffering commences.

I surely would want to find the background story on this idiot car.

Leave that poor clown and come dine with a real king.

In 2013 we are witnesses to the arrival of a brand new douche. Just when we thought the Bluetooth handset guy had left us.

That doesn't look dangerous at all. Holy cow! Even the bottom ladder is resting on its side!

Microsoft should broaden its product line. Any woman should feel comfortable wearing micro soft tights, right?

Proud to be Sam's father. Putting this retard in his place is worth it!