Who needs laser pointers when you can have huge sticks in the classroom?

Ever seen those irritating pieces of advice about life that everybody is sharing on Facebook? Well, here's how you can put them to good use.

Dear God, why do you have to be like this? Everybody is beautiful and I'm ugly. Either make me beautiful too or I'm not talking to you anymore.

Good evening Mr. Bond, I've been expecting you. Don't worry, there won't be any laser pointers this time. I've learned my lesson.

So now we can't even take a dump without our MacBooks on our laps.

I would go one step further and just not place any dollar bill at all. Makes perfect sense together with the note, ensures the package goes on the back door and saves me a dollar. Evil but genius.

Need to shift some gears mate? Why don't you just grab hold of a hammer and do it?

I don't think the designers gave too much thought on this children's slide on the playground. Should we fill the whole on the bottom with water? Or add some sharks to make things more interesting?

Use common science to survive in the wild on your own. These tips will prove to be valuable one day.

Is this a subliminal message concerning the activities that occur behind those walls?