Wonder if they have any double burgers on sale or are relying on single items only.

That's what happens when hiring cheeky employees to update your drive-in sign.

Leave that poor clown and come dine with a real king.

A great store placement. Just make sure all those fatties that come out of McDonald's walk by.

This is impossible. Our products are 100% not natural. A human hair would clearly not be inside your sandwich.

And this is how you invite a fat chick to prom. Guaranteed to work 100%.

I don't think I want to find out just what kind of dressing they're using on those McSalads.

Hey, where's the sauce? You forgot the sauce.

New generation kids... Oh, such disappointing.

Ronald, really... You gotta stop with those things... We ain't loving it.