For the moments when you simply need to play your music but don't have enough space.

Are you ready for the new adtrsds socks coming this spring? Grab them while stocks last!

The parents of 2013 are complete retards. And this is unquestionable proof to that statement.

Want a decent comparison between the latest consoles? Better stand back, the PC is coming.

Only senior citizens are allowed around here. You know, to inspect one of their future homes.

You have to appreciate the care and attention that was put here. Only an experienced constructor could place the sidewalk so nicely around the manhole.

Oh,you modified an old gangster car and fitted a 500hp engine? That sounds extremely safe and we'll let you drive it as long as you like. Just don't bring any of that fancy last generation sports car. Those weird engineers have no idea what's going on so it could be extremely dangerous on the streets.

Why should you put wheels on this bag anyway? If it's snowing you got to take the mini skis.

Guess the average Twitter user is dumb as a brick these days.

Just hold on a bit. Let me turn the brightness on the TV to the max and we'll be there in no time. Just one week and they're ready.