You ain't got respect until you wear your face wearing your face. Am I right, dog?

Judging a woman by her appearance is wrong. But judging her by what she drinks at the bar is spot on.

I'm wondering how am I supposed to learn how to read if the instructions are in this book that I should read first.

If you speak at the sea and there is no woman there, are you still wrong? Philosophers have studied this hypothetical situation for decades.

It's so warm in Canada that they need slippers.

All I ever need in this world are these nuggets and you.

Are you in a hurry and want to get the police there quickly? Sherlock teaches you how to do that with the help of a gun.

I Am My Own Valentine forever alone

Must be one of those fancy new computers. You just type and print immediately without hassle. Who needs screens anyway?

Jupiter isn't so different than Earth in terms of day length at least for the weekends.