All I ever need in this world are these nuggets and you.

Are you in a hurry and want to get the police there quickly? Sherlock teaches you how to do that with the help of a gun.

I Am My Own Valentine forever alone

Must be one of those fancy new computers. You just type and print immediately without hassle. Who needs screens anyway?

Jupiter isn't so different than Earth in terms of day length at least for the weekends.

I look pretty happy today. And I can't stop smiling no matter what.

Producers are constantly trying to impress their customers with new names and catchy phrases. This time they went directly to describing their clients.

Good thing they tested first. Wouldn't want to let any typos like this one slip through.

You haven't been tired until you fall asleep on the bus with your lip smashed against the front seat. That's when you know you have reached rock bottom.

You can't enjoy a decent rodeo without having a beer pouch on your belly.