I look pretty happy today. And I can't stop smiling no matter what.

Producers are constantly trying to impress their customers with new names and catchy phrases. This time they went directly to describing their clients.

Good thing they tested first. Wouldn't want to let any typos like this one slip through.

You haven't been tired until you fall asleep on the bus with your lip smashed against the front seat. That's when you know you have reached rock bottom.

You can't enjoy a decent rodeo without having a beer pouch on your belly.

Oh, you wanted some sea food? Ain't no sea food around these parts. Why don't you try our calamari themed hot dogs?

What kind of beverage must have consumed the last guy who used this urinal?

Why bother going out to the lake and be frustrated if you don't catch anything? Just sit back, relax, watch some TV and be ready for the biting fish in your very own living room.

If you ever been in high school you will know that the first image is something that you never ever come across.

I guess somebody actually filed a complaint that he/she couldn't see any train departures on the science hanging thingy. So they needed to stick that notice there.