Oh, you wanted some sea food? Ain't no sea food around these parts. Why don't you try our calamari themed hot dogs?

What kind of beverage must have consumed the last guy who used this urinal?

Why bother going out to the lake and be frustrated if you don't catch anything? Just sit back, relax, watch some TV and be ready for the biting fish in your very own living room.

If you ever been in high school you will know that the first image is something that you never ever come across.

I guess somebody actually filed a complaint that he/she couldn't see any train departures on the science hanging thingy. So they needed to stick that notice there.

Oh, you ran into a pole. That's too bad. Sorry, but I've got more pressing business I need to attend to.

This has to be implemented in all pubs and clubs throughout town. And make the sinkhole wide. You know what I'm talking about.

There is a slight chance this could be vodka. It probably isn't but you can never tell.

Ever seen an angry stoned person? They just stop and wait for the sign to get green. No harm there apart from being a pain for the guys behind him.

Have a broken cat or a damaged dog? Bring it right here and we'll make sure it's as good as new afterwards.