Whatever you may think about your hipster skills, this guy is unbeatable.

He didn't forget it. It's just extra crispy, the way he likes it.

Need to build a wall? Why not try some expanding foam?

It's quite weird that whatever happens, I always have to apologize to my wife. I can't explain it.

He will be forever remembered as the one who did the touching of so many fortunate souls.

This is clear proof that Samsung is working in an Apple store.

I'm going to be as clear as I can about this. And you better not interpret these yourself and simply come up with a new version!

I am going to ask once and only once: where did you put the box? Don't test me, human!

Got the ATV locked and secured. Now we can simply drive off.

You can tell that this mug is definitely high quality material. The handle coming off is just part of the design, don't worry.