Wonder how come Albert's quotes end up on every bathroom stall...

Please don't put any quotes under my picture. Thanks.

The suspect was released because the victim clearly taunted him.

Dirty minds are the ones who combine their forces and work together.

If you are quoting from Sex and the City in you yearbook then you are what's wrong in this world.

Panda knows what he's talking about. Gandalf taught him so... FLY YOU FOOLS!

Apply cold water to the burnt area. Autch!

Quite epic to say this to a waiter. Hah... Bad style.

Doorbell is like barking for houses. Nice one. Here, take a bone, dog.

Why does everybody take it so literally? DON'T DO IT!