This was just what we needed to be placed in the middle of the road.

I guess I've been wearing these tops the wrong way all these years.

Oh look, they got that new L'Oreal cosmetics line in China.

Oh, it's too hot outside? And the grass needs some attention? Good thing I am an engineer.

Guess that these stock images are not great for every billboard out there.

So I better get another bottle so I can fix this cap.

Whatever you may think about your hipster skills, this guy is unbeatable.

He didn't forget it. It's just extra crispy, the way he likes it.

Need to build a wall? Why not try some expanding foam?

It's quite weird that whatever happens, I always have to apologize to my wife. I can't explain it.