I guess I've been wearing these tops the wrong way all these years.

Oh look, they got that new L'Oreal cosmetics line in China.

Oh, it's too hot outside? And the grass needs some attention? Good thing I am an engineer.

Guess that these stock images are not great for every billboard out there.

So I better get another bottle so I can fix this cap.

Whatever you may think about your hipster skills, this guy is unbeatable.

He didn't forget it. It's just extra crispy, the way he likes it.

Need to build a wall? Why not try some expanding foam?

It's quite weird that whatever happens, I always have to apologize to my wife. I can't explain it.

He will be forever remembered as the one who did the touching of so many fortunate souls.