When enjoying your life just remember these simple 3+1 rules.

Here are some simple rules for our pool. If you dive head first be prepared fore some spinal injuries. If not, we will make sure you will sustain other injuries before kicking you out. Oh, and in case you actually die, we have just the perfect story for your mom. Enjoy the water!

Poor old Franklin looks like he was severely burnt on his face. At least money talks.

Please don't put any quotes under my picture. Thanks.

And there goes the MacBook I just ordered for my birthday.

Well at least she is wearing a helmet to keep her precious brain protected.

With all those phone calls one might wonder how she was able to survive without sleep or food.

We'll just move those swings closer to the wall. I don't think the kids will mind.

The poop fairy is out of town this month so you are responsible for cleaning up after your dog.

Oh, there was a seat right here that I was blocking? Oh goodness, I didn't notice it.