Well at least she is wearing a helmet to keep her precious brain protected.

With all those phone calls one might wonder how she was able to survive without sleep or food.

We'll just move those swings closer to the wall. I don't think the kids will mind.

The poop fairy is out of town this month so you are responsible for cleaning up after your dog.

Oh, there was a seat right here that I was blocking? Oh goodness, I didn't notice it.

The local pigeon gang clearly has some unfinished business with this guy.

Oh, wrong number? Better play along with this.

Truer words have never been spoken in a billboard.

So the suspension's busted on that old car? No worries, I've got just the thing that will fix it.

Oh, hi. I would like to return this Lexus please. My wife is bringing it in as we speak.