When enjoying your life just remember these simple 3+1 rules.
Use common science to survive in the wild on your own. These tips will prove to be valuable one day.
Never pass a bathroom, never waste a hard-on and never trust a fart. Autch, autch, autch!
Just some cool tips in case you want a tattoo. Real stuff, yeah.
Follow these simple tips and you will be a master with the ladies.