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We are definitely looking at a wide scale issue here.

I want to ride your mom after I'm finished with this beauty.

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Cake eating is always my top priority since someone somewhere is celebrating their birthday.

I was taking selfies with the first phone, unlike you wannabe hipsters.

Good thing we had these stairs installed. They look pretty too.

If you want a comfortable grip while riding the bike why not check these little hands? You might like it.

There were no saved games back then. If you die, you die.