Why leave that old extinguisher lying on the wall without any context?

Let's see if we can survive this week's car trip again. Oh, and let's take the long way, to spice things up!

Well, that's one way to describe this complicated contraption. Hope you manage to make it work without a user manual nearby.

Imagine trying to get inside and making one small mistake.

So which one would you rather spend some time with?

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We are definitely looking at a wide scale issue here.

I want to ride your mom after I'm finished with this beauty.

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