Do you really think you need a six pack? Would you really trade that for our kebabs? Be honest!

Our prices are unmatched! Just come and see our 99c merchandise. Or less. Or even more!

Now suck those balls!

You get a free wife to keep nagging you all day long. Just grab a room at our hotel and we'll be happy to provide you with one.

In case of demons nearby, break glass and throw this water around.

Even if you are dead you can still hire us to claim a fair amount of money. You know, for a larger coffin or something.

Get your asses on the other side and stop suffocating me and mom.

So you think that Ozzy is vulgar? Check out about Andrew Jackson and think again.

All those interruptions take place in all the wrong places.

Have you noticed how hamburgers always look so much better in the ads?