Don't you just hate it when you get a bone in your doughnut? Well now there are these new boneless doughnuts available.

We don't care about your gender, just make sure you are properly cleaned after using the bathroom.

So what's your purpose at your job?

Image the amount of people that got syrup on their hands before they eventually ended up placing a sign like this.

You ain't bought no flowers so you ain't planting anything.

Sorry that I have the same name as your dad, but don't worry, I have a perfect solution!

There aren't even that many body parts to wash as there are cleaning products in this photo.

You do not want to mess with an armed chicken, do you?

Honestly that wasn't mentioned as not acceptable. So good luck using this toilet paper.

Somehow I doubt this will work.