Sorry that I have the same name as your dad, but don't worry, I have a perfect solution!

There aren't even that many body parts to wash as there are cleaning products in this photo.

You do not want to mess with an armed chicken, do you?

Honestly that wasn't mentioned as not acceptable. So good luck using this toilet paper.

Somehow I doubt this will work.

Remember to make sure you don't get arrested while wearing your favorite shirt.

Yup, I dare you to give this mug to your own boss.

Well, I doubt that this was their intention when posting the sign, but I guess they should have considered the possibilities.

It's not a proper simulation unless you have safety as the top priority.

We have an outlaw here. Keep close attention to this individual. Today he's touching stuff, tomorrow he'll take over the world.