Remember to make sure you don't get arrested while wearing your favorite shirt.

Yup, I dare you to give this mug to your own boss.

Well, I doubt that this was their intention when posting the sign, but I guess they should have considered the possibilities.

It's not a proper simulation unless you have safety as the top priority.

We have an outlaw here. Keep close attention to this individual. Today he's touching stuff, tomorrow he'll take over the world.

If you think this would be weird imagine being there with 3 other friends. You have the window seat. You have already finished.

I don't want to brag, but I kind of own a Mercedes. Yeah, it takes me places, in style.

You must admire the intent. Execution is pretty bad, but the good will was there.

You would think that approaching some chicks would be simple if they're caged.

I am sure that I've heard that name before someplace...