I am soo deep into the friend zone that she got me a small statue for my achievements.

Just tryst this guy and you will not regret it. Find out how to get a whooping 1 million views in just 3 days through this secret tip! Too bad he didn't have those tips to begin with.

Just don't look at these images if you are still looking to have a good day.

So what if I like cartoons? Mind your own pregnancy.

So how am I not able to shut down a computer if I control the power cord?

Don't you just hate it when you get a bone in your doughnut? Well now there are these new boneless doughnuts available.

We don't care about your gender, just make sure you are properly cleaned after using the bathroom.

So what's your purpose at your job?

Image the amount of people that got syrup on their hands before they eventually ended up placing a sign like this.

You ain't bought no flowers so you ain't planting anything.