Somehow I doubt this will work.

Well, that's adorable, let me just... nooooooo!

This hamster is quite a singer, that's very interesting. Good job hamster!

Now that's what I call a happy hamster. See that smile? He really is happy!

They see Hamsy rollin', they hatin'. Hahahahah, good job hamster! Just do your thing!

Oh well... my heart will go on... BUT SERIOUSLY, you don't have a hamster anymore!

Can't mess with meee, I'm the super-hamster!