I told you don't mess with me Pedro, now support the consequences!!!

I haz weapon, I haz weapon, duz notz mez withz me!

Hey, are you checking out my gun again?

All that is missing is the laser sight.

I don't bite or bark, I just shoot your brains out.

Isn't there some holy rule in the bible that prohibits the use of heavy weapons by priests?

Kids nowadays...