Oh look, a young lady singing on the stage. You know what to do, cameraman!

I got the natural ones and I'm not afraid to show 'em.

Oh look, I found the twins. Right when someone was taking our picture.

So thats what those are for. Extremely useful for when there's no table around.

She finally found out what her breasts were useful for.

Hey guys, we're taking a picture so please try to focus. I know it's hard but please look at the camera.

Calvin Rickson must have seen this coming to him. And he is certainly gay. No straight guy would ever "solve" this problem.

I need to reach in deep and grab one. Just like dad would do.

Oh my, what a nice smile you have! Let me take a photo of your big... smile.

So lady, what are you hinding underneath?