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Nuts might contain nuts

Nuts might contain nuts

These nuts might contain traces of nuts, since they were created in a factory that also packages nuts.

Hidden bodies

Hidden bodies

Not even farting

Not even farting

It is incredibly dry, very hot and a fire can start at any moment. So don't add any gas to the situation.

Don't double stack

Don't double stack

Just imagine all the hardships that you package needs to withstand until arriving at your doorstep.

Keep mouth shut

Keep mouth shut

To make sure everyone is safe, including especially you, keep that little mouth of yours little. And shut.

Do not insert

Do not insert

How often has this been inserted in mouths and rectums that they needed to specify this sign?

Be aware of invisibility

Be aware of invisibility

Be very aware of things that you might not see but you know they are there.

Remove tight fittings

Remove tight fittings

Ma'am, this is for your own good, you need to take these off, right now.

Avoiding injuries

Avoiding injuries

Make sure you keep your opinions on how I should do my job to yourself. Otherwise you might end up having some injuries. And we wouldn't want that, would we?

Low flying aircraft

Low flying aircraft

If you ever wanted to know just how low would these aircraft be flying... it's about this high!