He is small, but once he bites he never lets go.

Stop dropping by. We don't like you and we don't want you around. Deal with it.

Under no circumstance should you use both of these devices at the same time. We'll lose our orbit and get fried.

Just so you know, do not use these tights as pants and walk around in public.

Make sure you move because the trees don't. Or else be prepared to hug one while skiing.

If you manage to cross this in 9 seconds, you will beat the bull. Otherwise it's bad.

Oh no, we have a mean dog over here. Mmmmmm... not really.

Trespassers will be eaten by zombies. WATCH OUT!

Danger... Ninjas and all that kind of stuff... You know, beware, run, yeah..

Quite an amusing warning message. HAHA!