There are a lot of thieves around here so you better place all your valuables under your watch.

Waffle eaters? That is extremely arrogant and inconsiderate of them. How can you eat waffles while others are sunbathing?

It seems some ghosts are wondering about. Should you come across any of them, please inform us and we will handle it somehow.

Joey is extremely fierce and deadly. Don't be fooled by his apparent kindness in his eyes.

Remember kids, shitting in the firesuit is bad for you.

You thought this was funny? Why don't you come inside and see for yourself if it's really that funny.

That dog is very shady. But let's not forget about that pesky cat.

Looks like the bug escaped. We are doomed.

You have been warned. I take no responsibility from now on.

Just in case there are idiots out there here is a warning that this butter does contain milk.