I declare the iPod auction open!

What not to do in a publi toilet.

Just give them a good beating and if they survive it then sue them.

A sign that tells us not to post pictures of it on the Internet. Wait... what?

The second sign is clearly about taking pictures, but the first one is about blowjobs?

Using stairs is a great way to put out fires.

So this means that you should do what?

I need my taco and I don't care about your little people. Hire taller staff!

Reading my tshirt is all the social interaction you need.

We have free admission to our ass rubbing activities.