Now that you have that song playing in your brain, you are in the correct mood for our store.

Please stop kicking this door. Use your hands!

Suddenly all smokers started smoking at the window, inside.

Just imagine how many times the owner was questioned about ghosts. He just had to put up this sign.

Learn to spell. It's not B4, is it?

That's the way to tease the police.

Now what am I supposed to do in the shower if I can't sing?

On the other hand you now have a correct number of people that have used this toilet.

If anybody is wondering, this wall is a wall. Too many people have tried opening it and we just had to write it down.

Another one of those stop signs. This one was oriented for Australia.