I won't tell anything to your girlfriend, I'll just show her the entire conversation. Yes, you are screwed now.

She could be too young for you, but you are certainly too old for her.

I was born with big breasts. Is that a crime?

At your age the ATM is your only chance to grab her attention.

So which one would you like to be? A family man with babies or a single one with a couple of hot chicks by your side?

Be the chick that wears this shirt to a party. You will get laid guaranteed.

You know you have to buy this one for your girlfriend ASAP.

I think I got your inner beauty right. And the hair looks pretty good.

I am a naughty dishwasher and you need to place all kinds of dirty things in me.

Yeah, like that ever happens to anyone.