Ohhhhh goody, it has subtitles too. Hahahah, not too good.

Welcome to Detroit... It ain't no walk in the park or joke, Detroit is the real deal..

Hey, stop! It was you, I've seen you while commiting the crime, come back here! It seems like the police officer is too old for this ... you know..

I was born with big breasts. Is that a crime?

Someone killed the french fries.