My beautiful baby is going to be tattooed permanently on my back.

Pokemon challenge accepted.. Well, almost won. Close enough, though.

I'm sure it seems pretty legit. We all love gadgets, don't we?

Oh noooooooooo, rocks falling!!! STOP!!! Paper beats rocks?! So close..

We made an ice cream in the shape of a bear. See? It looks gorgeous.

I think I got your inner beauty right. And the hair looks pretty good.

In order to keep trespassers out you must keep the gate closed at all times.

One easy way to get your six pack.

I need my taco and I don't care about your little people. Hire taller staff!