I'm really sorry for being so sexy... and modest with my appearance.

Come and get it while it's hot. Hurry up!

The awful truth: men are so scarce.

If I were you, I'd take her advice.

Making fun of naked Peta protesters is always great

At least the girl is sincere with her feelings towards you.

This is why it's useful to know English when you borrow bags from your daughter.

Some women just don't see a limit in their breast implants, do they?

They just have to stay together or they will ruin the costume.

If she is asking for it it's not your fault.