We are looking for a suspect. We know he is black. Give us some tips and we'll get right over and arrest this guy.

When the neighbors call the police because you fart too loud and upset your girlfriend, that's when you know there is a problem to be addressed.

You don't want to mess with the police medic. He will beat the health out of you.

He is throwing VLC players at the police. This thing is getting out of hand.

Just drop your unused drugs or needles here and we won't ask a thing.

Around these parts the parking rules apply to everybody. No exceptions.

At least they're waterproof and dustproof now.

That's right, you get turned in if you keep raising those prices.

Is is quite a smart strategy. Who would ever try to beat up a guy with an inflatable boat?

It happens even to the best of us. Or the rookies.